Happy Birthday Moron by Paradize
- - - AND ALSO A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME, DENNIS... FOR GENIUS TEXT READ THE OTHER TWO SCROLLS... WE HOPE THAT MORON ENJOYS OUR LITTLE SURPRISE... WELL, GENIUS TOLD ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, I THINK... I JUST WANT TO GREET SOME OF MY FRIENDS... SILCO: THANKS FOR THOSE MOVIES... TRAX: THANKS FOR MAKING GRAPHIX FOR US (IS THAT CHARSET ALREADY FINISHED?) AND FOR SOME NEW STUFF NOW AND THEN... SHEZ: VISIT IN JANUARY! M HERMANS: I HOPE TO SEE THOSE GAME-GRAPHIX SOON... INTERNAL AFFAIRS: HOPE TO SEE ONE OF YOUR GAMES SOON! FOX: WHEN ARE YOU REALLY RELEASING A GOOD 3D-DEMO??? HILGO: ENJOYING YOUSELF IN AKRAK? I LIKED YOUR EXPLANATION OF THE NAME AKRAK (HA HA HA)... CU IN VENLO OR SO... REMI EBUS: STOP CHEATING THE WORST DRESSED PERSON CHART, CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL NUMBER ONE... SILCO: TSL REALY COOL! VISIT IN JANUARI YOU TO! CAN LEND SUM MORE FILM THEN FROM YOU? LEND FILM IS NO KEEP IT! THEN CU! I SORRY FOR TSL JOKE IS BAD! THAT'S ALL FROM ME... UNTIL VENLO! - JKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - IN THIS TEXT WE WILL GIVE YOU A REVIEW OF PARADIZE'S (NON)ACTIVITIES IN I99O. OUR FORMATION CHANGED A BIT THIS YEAR: WE STARTED WITH THREE MEMBERS IN JANUARY. DAN, DENNIS AND GENIUS. THE HITCHER CAME, CYBORG CAME, MORON CAME, SILCO CAME, DOPE DEMAND CAME, DJ CAME, HITCHER LEFT (KICKED), CYBORG BECAME DAVE MUSTAIN, DOPE DEMAND BECAME DNA, DAVE MUSTAIN BECAME PREDATOR, DJ LEFT THE SCENE AND DAN HAS TO WATCH HIS ASS (FOR EXTREME INACTIVITY).....WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?..... WE ALSO RELEASED A FEW DEMOS: LOTS OF CONTACT DEMOS, A COOPERATION DEMO WITH INTERNAL AFFAIRS AND THAT LAME -DEMO DROME-. WE EVEN RELEASED SOME BAD CRACKS OF LOW BUDGET GAMES AND MANY NOTES. OUR GREETINGSLIST GREW TO A FEW HUNDRED GROUPS AND WE WENT TO ALMOST ALL THE VENLO-MEETINGS AND THAT COOL SILICON AND RUTHLESS PARTY A FEW WEEKS AGO. NOW SOME THINGS WE DID NOT! WE DIDN'T......START A DISKMAGAZIN, RELEASE -WET DREAMS-, HOLD A PARTY, KICK PREDATOR (AS SOME MAG SAID), STEAL DJ FROM TRC (HE SILCO), START A WAR, SELL ARENA, TELL LIES, END THIS TEXT YET AND WE DO STOP NOW! BYE! - WELL MORON, IS THIS A NICE BIRTHDAY-SURPRISE, OR WHAT? YOU KNOW I HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS BUT ON THIS SPECIAL DAY I WILL SAY A FEW THINGS.... WE ALL KNOW THAT THE DUTCH POST IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. THEY ALWAYS CALL YOU OR VISIT YOU AT HOME WITH FRIENDLY WARNINGS. THEY EVEN CALLED ME ONCE TO GET SOME INFORMATION ABOUT A STRANGE SENDING FROM YOU! FOR A SWAPPER IT IS GOOD TO HAVE SOME FRIENDS AT THE POST-OFFICE!! I READ IN ONE OF THOSE DISKMAGAZINS A INTERVIEW WITH YOU. YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT YOUR AIM IS TO MAKE PARADIZE BIG AND FAMOUS! THAT IS A GOOD THING TO HEAR FROM YOUR GROUPMEMBERS! I THINK THAT YOU AND -SILCO- OFCOURSE HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING US FAMOUS WITH YOUR QUALITY SWAPPING. AFTER RELEASING -WET DREAMS- WE HOPE TO BECOME EVEN MORE FAMOUS AND GET A HIGH PLACE IN THE CHARTS. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY OUR SURPRISE. NOW SPREAD IT TO YOUR CONTACTS AND HAVE A NICE DAY..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! - O - - - DPRVTZY/] $%)KLM - DPRVTZY/] $%)KLM -
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